If day broke each day, who cleans up the pieces?
Tim Kane
Day Break (and the Fall of Night)
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Ant-lers
A deer with antlers made of ants? Why not? With this model of deer, they can reform their antlers should they be damaged.
Tim Kane
Modern Magic: +2 Sweatpants of Sloth
The latest in modern magic items includes the +2 sweatpants of sloth, which resist activity and encourage relaxation.
Tim Kane
Newsena: Modern Goddess of Doom Scrolling
Newsena knows we all get sucked in by the news. She then makes us go on and on, doom scrolling into the wee hours of the night. (She doubles as the goddess of anxiety).
Tim Kane
Lost Soul
What if the afterlife is actually a mall? You’d need a directory to find your way. Otherwise, you’d be a lost soul.
Tim Kane
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