Gossip spreads so easily. As an elementary teacher, I’ve seen it in action. And it’s never guilt-free.
Tim Kane
Spreadable Rumor
Udder Disaster
This would be a wonderful B-movie. One where cosmic cows attack earth by launching udder bombs. Perhaps there’s toxic milk too?
Tim Kane
Trail Blazer
I loved playing the original Oregon Trail as a kid, with the fluorescent green graphics and the simplistic Y/N commands. Taught me more than 5th grade history ever did.
Tim Kane
Disappoint-MINTS
Disappointment is a gift too. I used to love those rectangular chocolate after dinner mints. What if you combined them with the heart candies that come out each Valentines to create a new message candy about the little annoyances of life?
Tim Kane
Weather Patterns
I used to make my living tweaking pixels in photoshop. Let me tell you, sometimes I have pixelated nightmares. The word dithering is akin to heavy rain on my day.
Tim Kane
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