The latest in modern magic items includes the +2 sweatpants of sloth, which resist activity and encourage relaxation.
Tim Kane
Modern Magic: +2 Sweatpants of Sloth
Tag Archives: drawing
Relief Pitcher
A cool lemonade would make an excellent relief pitcher in a muggy game of baseball.
Tim Kane
Mood Swing
It’s so hard to keep a cat happy. We all swing from one mood to another. A pendulum of joy to despair.
Tim Kane
One (Severed) Foot in the Grave
Digging up a grave and finding a severed foot feels like a forgotten Creep Show segment.
Tim Kane
Traffic Jam (and Jelly)
Never tell me that a pun is too common. I’ve seen pictures of cars slathered with jam. But what if you could have an automobile-flavored jelly spread?
Tim Kane