Pushing Up Daisies

So many euphemisms for dying: You can be pushing up daisies or taking a dirt nap.

Tim Kane

Might Makes Right (The Insect Version)

When I think of might makes right, is it wrong that I picture a dust mite driving?

Tim Kane

A deer with antlers made of ants? Why not? With this model of deer, they can reform their antlers should they be damaged.

Tim Kane

What sorts of habits have you picked up? Do you have a layaway plan to save up for the best habits? Can you recycle habits?

Tim Kane