Spreadable Rumor

Gossip spreads so easily. As an elementary teacher, I’ve seen it in action. And it’s never guilt-free.

Tim Kane

Udder Disaster

This would be a wonderful B-movie. One where cosmic cows attack earth by launching udder bombs. Perhaps there’s toxic milk too?

Tim Kane

Weather Patterns

Dec26

I used to make my living tweaking pixels in photoshop. Let me tell you, sometimes I have pixelated nightmares. The word dithering is akin to heavy rain on my day.

Tim Kane

The Root of All Evil

Dec19

Medieval folk used to be suspicious of vegetables because they grew in the earth, and thus were closer to hell. Perhaps there is the most evil root of all festering under our very feet right now.

Tim Kane