Cabbage Machine

Cabbage, moola, sawbucks and fins. The puns for cash are endless. With a little bread, you can make a money sandwich.

Tim Kane

Picking Up Bad Habits

What sorts of habits have you picked up? Do you have a layaway plan to save up for the best habits? Can you recycle habits?

Tim Kane

Whether you “eat crow” or “humble pie” you’ll need to be on your knees at the Grovel Cafe.

Tim Kane

If you detect even one xenomorph on the geiger counter, that’s one too many.

Tim Kane

For those of us with a touch of social anxiety, may I introduce the cloak of social seclusion. It makes people leave you alone.

Tim Kane