Welcome to the Grovel Cafe

Whether you “eat crow” or “humble pie” you’ll need to be on your knees at the Grovel Cafe.

Tim Kane

Geiger Counter

If you detect even one xenomorph on the geiger counter, that’s one too many.

Tim Kane

For those of us with a touch of social anxiety, may I introduce the cloak of social seclusion. It makes people leave you alone.

Tim Kane

Imagine a spiritual bear, always by your side. Just don’t open a pick-nick basket.

Tim Kane

It’s so hard to keep a cat happy. We all swing from one mood to another. A pendulum of joy to despair.

Tim Kane