Whether you “eat crow” or “humble pie” you’ll need to be on your knees at the Grovel Cafe.
Tim Kane
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Tag Archives: surreal
Picking Up Bad Habits
What sorts of habits have you picked up? Do you have a layaway plan to save up for the best habits? Can you recycle habits?
Tim Kane
One (Severed) Foot in the Grave
Digging up a grave and finding a severed foot feels like a forgotten Creep Show segment.
Tim Kane
Traffic Jam (and Jelly)
Never tell me that a pun is too common. I’ve seen pictures of cars slathered with jam. But what if you could have an automobile-flavored jelly spread?
Tim Kane
Riverbed
With a mattress of bedrock, you too can relax in your own riverbed.
Tim Kane
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