Welcome to the Grovel Cafe

Whether you “eat crow” or “humble pie” you’ll need to be on your knees at the Grovel Cafe.

Tim Kane

Picking Up Bad Habits

What sorts of habits have you picked up? Do you have a layaway plan to save up for the best habits? Can you recycle habits?

Tim Kane

If you detect even one xenomorph on the geiger counter, that’s one too many.

Tim Kane

It’s so hard to keep a cat happy. We all swing from one mood to another. A pendulum of joy to despair.

Tim Kane

Digging up a grave and finding a severed foot feels like a forgotten Creep Show segment.

Tim Kane