The latest in modern magic items includes the +2 sweatpants of sloth, which resist activity and encourage relaxation.
Tim Kane
Modern Magic: +2 Sweatpants of Sloth
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Newsena: Modern Goddess of Doom Scrolling
Newsena knows we all get sucked in by the news. She then makes us go on and on, doom scrolling into the wee hours of the night. (She doubles as the goddess of anxiety).
Tim Kane
Mood Swing
It’s so hard to keep a cat happy. We all swing from one mood to another. A pendulum of joy to despair.
Tim Kane
One (Severed) Foot in the Grave
Digging up a grave and finding a severed foot feels like a forgotten Creep Show segment.
Tim Kane
Traffic Jam (and Jelly)
Never tell me that a pun is too common. I’ve seen pictures of cars slathered with jam. But what if you could have an automobile-flavored jelly spread?
Tim Kane
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