Modern Magic: +2 Sweatpants of Sloth Sep4 The latest in modern magic items includes the +2 sweatpants of sloth, which resist activity and encourage relaxation. Tim Kane
Relief Pitcher Aug28 A cool lemonade would make an excellent relief pitcher in a muggy game of baseball. Tim Kane
Newsena: Modern Goddess of Doom Scrolling Aug21 Newsena knows we all get sucked in by the news. She then makes us go on and on, doom scrolling into the wee hours of the night. (She doubles as the goddess of anxiety). Tim Kane
Lost Soul Aug14 What if the afterlife is actually a mall? You’d need a directory to find your way. Otherwise, you’d be a lost soul. Tim Kane
Cabbage Machine Aug7 Cabbage, moola, sawbucks and fins. The puns for cash are endless. With a little bread, you can make a money sandwich. Tim Kane