Forty Lashes (Pirate Punishment)

Pirates are known for their cruel and unusual punishments. Yet with the forty lashes, it gets quite unusual. Question is…do they do it to both eyes?

Tim Kane

This is My Strong Suit

Nothing fits as well as a good pun. Would Iron Man wear a strong suit to a formal occasion? Or would this better suit Metaton?

Tim Kane

So many euphemisms for dying: You can be pushing up daisies or taking a dirt nap.

Tim Kane

A new art form everyone is trying. Just spit out a drawing in the exact form of friends and family. A spitting image.

Tim Kane

The kiss of death has a silver reaper and chocolate so dark it will corrupt your soul.

Tim Kane