Forty Lashes (Pirate Punishment) Feb5 Pirates are known for their cruel and unusual punishments. Yet with the forty lashes, it gets quite unusual. Question is…do they do it to both eyes? Tim Kane
This is My Strong Suit Jan29 Nothing fits as well as a good pun. Would Iron Man wear a strong suit to a formal occasion? Or would this better suit Metaton? Tim Kane
Pushing Up Daisies Jan22 So many euphemisms for dying: You can be pushing up daisies or taking a dirt nap. Tim Kane
Spitting Image Dec25 A new art form everyone is trying. Just spit out a drawing in the exact form of friends and family. A spitting image. Tim Kane
The Kiss of Death Dec18 The kiss of death has a silver reaper and chocolate so dark it will corrupt your soul. Tim Kane