If you detect even one xenomorph on the geiger counter, that’s one too many.
Tim Kane
Geiger Counter
Modern Magic Items: Cloak of Social Seclusion
For those of us with a touch of social anxiety, may I introduce the cloak of social seclusion. It makes people leave you alone.
Tim Kane
Bear With Me
Imagine a spiritual bear, always by your side. Just don’t open a pick-nick basket.
Tim Kane
Mood Swing
It’s so hard to keep a cat happy. We all swing from one mood to another. A pendulum of joy to despair.
Tim Kane
One (Severed) Foot in the Grave
Digging up a grave and finding a severed foot feels like a forgotten Creep Show segment.
Tim Kane