Has anyone ever told you that you have a sharp mind? Does that mean you have a head full of knives? We certainly equate dull with being stupid. But then, what would a mind sharpener look like?
Tim Kane
You Have a Sharp Mind
Tag Archives: punny
Bread in Captivity
Is there wild bread? And if so, what would happen if you captured it? Then you’d have bread in captivity.
Tim Kane
The Abominable Snowman (and Bominable)
So if the Abominable Snowman is a creature we all fear, would the Bominable Snowman be a kinder, gentler monster?
Tim Kane
Forty Lashes (Pirate Punishment)
Pirates are known for their cruel and unusual punishments. Yet with the forty lashes, it gets quite unusual. Question is…do they do it to both eyes?
Tim Kane
Pushing Up Daisies
So many euphemisms for dying: You can be pushing up daisies or taking a dirt nap.
Tim Kane
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