Newsena: Modern Goddess of Doom Scrolling Aug21 Newsena knows we all get sucked in by the news. She then makes us go on and on, doom scrolling into the wee hours of the night. (She doubles as the goddess of anxiety). Tim Kane
Lost Soul Aug14 What if the afterlife is actually a mall? You’d need a directory to find your way. Otherwise, you’d be a lost soul. Tim Kane
Cabbage Machine Aug7 Cabbage, moola, sawbucks and fins. The puns for cash are endless. With a little bread, you can make a money sandwich. Tim Kane
Picking Up Bad Habits Jul31 What sorts of habits have you picked up? Do you have a layaway plan to save up for the best habits? Can you recycle habits? Tim Kane
Modern Magic Items: Cloak of Social Seclusion Jul17 For those of us with a touch of social anxiety, may I introduce the cloak of social seclusion. It makes people leave you alone. Tim Kane