Geiger Counter

If you detect even one xenomorph on the geiger counter, that’s one too many.

Tim Kane

Modern Magic Items: Cloak of Social Seclusion

For those of us with a touch of social anxiety, may I introduce the cloak of social seclusion. It makes people leave you alone.

Tim Kane

Imagine a spiritual bear, always by your side. Just don’t open a pick-nick basket.

Tim Kane

It’s so hard to keep a cat happy. We all swing from one mood to another. A pendulum of joy to despair.

Tim Kane

Digging up a grave and finding a severed foot feels like a forgotten Creep Show segment.

Tim Kane