Grammar Police

It took me so long to stop correcting people misusing “hopefully”. To this day, it still makes me cringe.

Tim Kane

Rogue Elephant

If you play a Loxodon in Dungeons and Dragons, please choose to be rogue. Then you can be a true rogue elephant…

Tim Kane

How many bees would you attract using a honey comb on your hair?

Tim Kane

Why the heck are copies of music called covers anyway?

Tim Kane

Maybe if we eat enough clocks we’ll finally have enough time to get everything done.

Tim Kane