Medieval folk used to be suspicious of vegetables because they grew in the earth, and thus were closer to hell. Perhaps there is the most evil root of all festering under our very feet right now.
Tim Kane
The Root of All Evil
Tag Archives: surreal
Is Killing Time Murder?
If killing time is murder, would it be justifiable homicide? I mean it’s your time. You should be able to do with it what you wish.
Tim Kane
The Key to Happiness
I really like the idea of having a keyhole for a mouth. It reminds me of Locke and Key by Joe Hill or Tokyo Gore Police. Maybe coffee isn’t your key, but it tastes delicious. Shouldn’t most keys have a good taste?
Tim Kane
How Do You Like Your Steak?
Always one for a pun, let’s take a spin down the other meaning for rare. From unusual to commonplace, what would it look like in a steak?
Tim Kane
Wait on Them Hand and Foot
So imagine that we find a giant, cut off their hands and feet and use them for bus benches. Then you really could wait on their hands or feet.
Tim Kane
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