How would a zombie lift weights? Would they lift deadweight?
Tim Kane
Tag Archives: punny
Being Stalked
Do you ever get the feeling your are being stalked? Maybe you aren’t eating a balanced diet.
Tim Kane
Soul Train
Ride the soul train into the afterlife? Do you have a first class ticket or will you ride economy? Beware the stops along the way. If you get off at the wrong station, you’ll be doomed for all eternity.
Tim Kane
Are You a History Buff?
Are you a History Buff? Do you work out with copies of the Iliad? Do you do WWII reps to strengthen your social studies muscles?
Tim Kane
Keep It Under Your Hat
Exactly what do you have under there? People say to keep it under your hat…but what if “it” gets loose?
Tim Kane
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