The latest in modern magic items includes the +2 sweatpants of sloth, which resist activity and encourage relaxation.
Tim Kane
Modern Magic: +2 Sweatpants of Sloth
Tag Archives: dad jokes
Newsena: Modern Goddess of Doom Scrolling
Newsena knows we all get sucked in by the news. She then makes us go on and on, doom scrolling into the wee hours of the night. (She doubles as the goddess of anxiety).
Tim Kane
Lost Soul
What if the afterlife is actually a mall? You’d need a directory to find your way. Otherwise, you’d be a lost soul.
Tim Kane
Cabbage Machine
Cabbage, moola, sawbucks and fins. The puns for cash are endless. With a little bread, you can make a money sandwich.
Tim Kane
Welcome to the Grovel Cafe
Whether you “eat crow” or “humble pie” you’ll need to be on your knees at the Grovel Cafe.
Tim Kane