What if dynamite had a mind of its own. A wispy-washy personality. Then you’d have dyna-might.
Tim Kane
Dyna-Might
Tag Archives: dad jokes
You Have a Sharp Mind
Has anyone ever told you that you have a sharp mind? Does that mean you have a head full of knives? We certainly equate dull with being stupid. But then, what would a mind sharpener look like?
Tim Kane
Bread in Captivity
Is there wild bread? And if so, what would happen if you captured it? Then you’d have bread in captivity.
Tim Kane
The Abominable Snowman (and Bominable)
So if the Abominable Snowman is a creature we all fear, would the Bominable Snowman be a kinder, gentler monster?
Tim Kane
Forty Lashes (Pirate Punishment)
Pirates are known for their cruel and unusual punishments. Yet with the forty lashes, it gets quite unusual. Question is…do they do it to both eyes?
Tim Kane