Time Consuming

Maybe if we eat enough clocks we’ll finally have enough time to get everything done.

Tim Kane

Grainy Photo

There are an amazing about of grains. So if you have a grainy photo, does that mean that glucose intolerant people won’t appear?

Tim Kane

My phone talks too much and my toaster not enough. We should have dumb phones and smart toasters.

Tim Kane

Heard this phrase while watching an old movie and suddenly the image of a colorful manatee sprang to mind.

Tim Kane

The way English has us spending time or sparing a minute is the oddest idea when you really think about it.

Tim Kane