This would be a wonderful B-movie. One where cosmic cows attack earth by launching udder bombs. Perhaps there’s toxic milk too?
Tim Kane
Udder Disaster
Category Archives: Weird Words
Disappoint-MINTS
Disappointment is a gift too. I used to love those rectangular chocolate after dinner mints. What if you combined them with the heart candies that come out each Valentines to create a new message candy about the little annoyances of life?
Tim Kane
Weather Patterns
I used to make my living tweaking pixels in photoshop. Let me tell you, sometimes I have pixelated nightmares. The word dithering is akin to heavy rain on my day.
Tim Kane
How Do You Like Your Steak?
Always one for a pun, let’s take a spin down the other meaning for rare. From unusual to commonplace, what would it look like in a steak?
Tim Kane
Mussel Relaxer
Puns are my bread and butter. Now I have to ponder the idea… are mussels tense or relaxed. In other words, do they feel stressed?
Tim Kane
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