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Long Horns

Aug6

With their long horns, cattle make up most brass sections in orchestras and band. Who knew?

Tim Kane

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Purse Your Lips

Jul30

How much change do you keep in your mouth? If you purse your lips, who knows how much you can hold.

Tim Kane

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Eat with Your Eyes First

Jul23

Do you eat with your eyes first? Then, the food only has to look good.

Tim Kane

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Eye Candy

Jul16

Pretty to look at? Beware. Eye candy can pack a punch and with be ruinous to your health.

Tim Kane

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Did I Catch Your Eye?

Jul9

Did I catch your eye? Once you look, you cannot unsee the image. It sticks to your mind like warm taffy.

Tim Kane

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