I’ve worn glasses my entire adult life. I only wish that refilling (or changing) prescriptions were this easy. Then again, any time I tilted my head, the prescription would spill out. So there’s that.
Tim Kane
Refilling Prescriptions
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Spare Time
Ever wonder what Father Time does with all those extra seconds? An actual solar year is 365 days 5 hours 48 minutes 46 seconds. True, the leap day ever four years helps, but things don’t add up perfectly. Scientists round the 5 hours and change up to 6 hours. But those missing seconds and minutes add up.
So when the bill comes due, old Father Time is a little bit short. So…can you spare a minute?
Tim Kane
Mussel Relaxer
Puns are my bread and butter. Now I have to ponder the idea… are mussels tense or relaxed. In other words, do they feel stressed?
Tim Kane
Can You Make The Meeting?
I have had to endure countless meetings in my life. Few of them productive. Everyone seems to have an agenda counter to the purpose of the meeting. Often these creatures seem to have a life of their own, a sort of bureaucratic evolution.
Tim Kane
I Lost My Mind But Kept the Receipt
I’m a huge fan of puns and double meanings to words. I often wonder how much your mind would be worth. Here I split it three ways — the grey matter (the cheapest part), the intellect and the wisdom (which I feel is the most valuable). Note, the price here is for a five-year-old’s wisdom (which problem doesn’t amount to too much).
Tim Kane
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