This would be a wonderful B-movie. One where cosmic cows attack earth by launching udder bombs. Perhaps there’s toxic milk too?
Tim Kane
Udder Disaster
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Weather Patterns
I used to make my living tweaking pixels in photoshop. Let me tell you, sometimes I have pixelated nightmares. The word dithering is akin to heavy rain on my day.
Tim Kane
The Root of All Evil
Medieval folk used to be suspicious of vegetables because they grew in the earth, and thus were closer to hell. Perhaps there is the most evil root of all festering under our very feet right now.
Tim Kane
Is Killing Time Murder?
If killing time is murder, would it be justifiable homicide? I mean it’s your time. You should be able to do with it what you wish.
Tim Kane
Modern Magic Item: Gauntlet of Charge
Oh how I wish this existed. Just holding your phone and is super charges to 1000%. It’s these impossible magic items that always brings me back to Dungeons and Dragons.
Tim Kane
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