Oh how I wish this existed. Just holding your phone and is super charges to 1000%. It’s these impossible magic items that always brings me back to Dungeons and Dragons.
Tim Kane
Modern Magic Item: Gauntlet of Charge
Modern Magic Items: +3 Potion of Focus
Coffee, specifically espresso, was my first exposure to the caffeinated world. I would sip this on break from work and feel supercharged. Now, coffee is literally part of my bloodstream.
Tim Kane
Wait on Them Hand and Foot
So imagine that we find a giant, cut off their hands and feet and use them for bus benches. Then you really could wait on their hands or feet.
Tim Kane
Refilling Prescriptions
I’ve worn glasses my entire adult life. I only wish that refilling (or changing) prescriptions were this easy. Then again, any time I tilted my head, the prescription would spill out. So there’s that.
Tim Kane
Spare Time
Ever wonder what Father Time does with all those extra seconds? An actual solar year is 365 days 5 hours 48 minutes 46 seconds. True, the leap day ever four years helps, but things don’t add up perfectly. Scientists round the 5 hours and change up to 6 hours. But those missing seconds and minutes add up.
So when the bill comes due, old Father Time is a little bit short. So…can you spare a minute?
Tim Kane
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