I really like the idea of having a keyhole for a mouth. It reminds me of Locke and Key by Joe Hill or Tokyo Gore Police. Maybe coffee isn’t your key, but it tastes delicious. Shouldn’t most keys have a good taste?
Tim Kane
The Key to Happiness
Category Archives: Weirdness
How Do You Like Your Steak?
Always one for a pun, let’s take a spin down the other meaning for rare. From unusual to commonplace, what would it look like in a steak?
Tim Kane
Modern Magic Item: Gauntlet of Charge
Oh how I wish this existed. Just holding your phone and is super charges to 1000%. It’s these impossible magic items that always brings me back to Dungeons and Dragons.
Tim Kane
Modern Magic Items: +3 Potion of Focus
Coffee, specifically espresso, was my first exposure to the caffeinated world. I would sip this on break from work and feel supercharged. Now, coffee is literally part of my bloodstream.
Tim Kane
Wait on Them Hand and Foot
So imagine that we find a giant, cut off their hands and feet and use them for bus benches. Then you really could wait on their hands or feet.
Tim Kane
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