So imagine that we find a giant, cut off their hands and feet and use them for bus benches. Then you really could wait on their hands or feet.
Tim Kane
Wait on Them Hand and Foot
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Refilling Prescriptions
I’ve worn glasses my entire adult life. I only wish that refilling (or changing) prescriptions were this easy. Then again, any time I tilted my head, the prescription would spill out. So there’s that.
Tim Kane
Spare Time
Ever wonder what Father Time does with all those extra seconds? An actual solar year is 365 days 5 hours 48 minutes 46 seconds. True, the leap day ever four years helps, but things don’t add up perfectly. Scientists round the 5 hours and change up to 6 hours. But those missing seconds and minutes add up.
So when the bill comes due, old Father Time is a little bit short. So…can you spare a minute?
Tim Kane
Mussel Relaxer
Puns are my bread and butter. Now I have to ponder the idea… are mussels tense or relaxed. In other words, do they feel stressed?
Tim Kane
Things You Shouldn’t Procrastinate On
I am a selective procrastinator. I get things done. Anything with a deadline. Yet some jobs seems to slip through and linger in the limbo of unstarted.
I certainly hope that keeping my reds and whites flowing doesn’t slip my mind. That would be a whole new type of deadline.
Tim Kane
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