I’ve worn glasses my entire adult life. I only wish that refilling (or changing) prescriptions were this easy. Then again, any time I tilted my head, the prescription would spill out. So there’s that.
Tim Kane
Refilling Prescriptions
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Mussel Relaxer
Puns are my bread and butter. Now I have to ponder the idea… are mussels tense or relaxed. In other words, do they feel stressed?
Tim Kane
Things You Shouldn’t Procrastinate On
I am a selective procrastinator. I get things done. Anything with a deadline. Yet some jobs seems to slip through and linger in the limbo of unstarted.
I certainly hope that keeping my reds and whites flowing doesn’t slip my mind. That would be a whole new type of deadline.
Tim Kane
I Lost My Mind But Kept the Receipt
I’m a huge fan of puns and double meanings to words. I often wonder how much your mind would be worth. Here I split it three ways — the grey matter (the cheapest part), the intellect and the wisdom (which I feel is the most valuable). Note, the price here is for a five-year-old’s wisdom (which problem doesn’t amount to too much).
Tim Kane
Sadist Book of the Month Club
I have no idea what prompted this. It think it was the pun of “How to Maim Friends and Terrify People” and the cruel book evolved from there.
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