I’ve worn glasses my entire adult life. I only wish that refilling (or changing) prescriptions were this easy. Then again, any time I tilted my head, the prescription would spill out. So there’s that.
Tim Kane
Refilling Prescriptions
Category Archives: Weirdness
Spare Time
Ever wonder what Father Time does with all those extra seconds? An actual solar year is 365 days 5 hours 48 minutes 46 seconds. True, the leap day ever four years helps, but things don’t add up perfectly. Scientists round the 5 hours and change up to 6 hours. But those missing seconds and minutes add up.
So when the bill comes due, old Father Time is a little bit short. So…can you spare a minute?
Tim Kane
Mussel Relaxer
Puns are my bread and butter. Now I have to ponder the idea… are mussels tense or relaxed. In other words, do they feel stressed?
Tim Kane
Things You Shouldn’t Procrastinate On
I am a selective procrastinator. I get things done. Anything with a deadline. Yet some jobs seems to slip through and linger in the limbo of unstarted.
I certainly hope that keeping my reds and whites flowing doesn’t slip my mind. That would be a whole new type of deadline.
Tim Kane
Brain Food
I love puns of any sort. Match that with a zeal for the surreal, and you get a head that opens up like a mouth to eat food. Specifically consumables that will jolt your creative side into action.
Tim Kane
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