An Ode to Drinking Coffee in the Shower

Chocolate colored, steaming, so hot it burns your lips. Yup, I’m talking java. The liquid accelerant that slaps your mind every morning. Just the scent will get me out of bed.

Here’s the problem. Time. I like to indulge my coffee goodness. Gulping wastes the tawny-colored libation. Plus it’s liable to scorch the tongue. I typically brew up a liter to slurp in the am hours. So how do you have your proverbial cake and drink it too? The answer is combining tasks.

My second love is the shower. My wife says is swim in there. Truthfully I do my best problem solving under a piping-hot drenching. I’ve considered buying waterproof paper and pen, but that’d probably ruin the experience. It’s the fact that this is the one place I can’t write anything down which makes it the very reason so many ideas germinate there. So yeah, I take my time, swimming through my thoughts.

I used to slurp some coffee just before heading into the shower, only to return to a cooled cup. (Microwaves are none too kind to the brew.) One morning, I just took the mug o’joe in with me.

Now I’ve had plenty of people interrogate me on the logistics of this feat. Frankly, I hardly gave it much thought. My shower has sliding doors, so I simply set the cup on top, hooking the mug when I need a java boost. The whole experience reminds me of that episode where George Costanza eats his pastrami sandwich, watches TV, all while in bed (the perfect combination of three worlds). As to the logistics, it’s not like I face the water stream while I drink. That would dilute the coffee with water. I just sip now and then, enjoying the shower.

For all of you wanting a little slice of heaven, join us coffee shower drinkers (though at this point I might be the only one).

Tim Kane

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8 comments on “An Ode to Drinking Coffee in the Shower

  1. Melissa says:

    Hello~ I just had coffee in the shower xD It was good but ._. it felt weird and left a bitter taste in my mouth, though that could have been since it is instant coffee.

  2. Lee B. says:

    Tim, I’m a little late to this part. You’ve described the coffee shower perfectly. I’ve been doing this in secret for a while for fear of being scorned by my peers. Since reading your article, I think I’ll go public. It’s my coffee and I’ll drink it where I want to! Down with instant, up with brewed showers!

  3. MJR says:

    My husband thinks I am strange because I drink my coffee in the shower, so I googled it to see if I was strange. Glad I am not the only one.

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